Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 3rd December 2007
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It’s been a mixed bag of celeb news this week – and it’s all gripping stuff. From the meltdowns of Britney Spears to the Madness of Heather Mills. It’s all here right here…
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True Blue
Madonna was in trouble with animal rights groups this week. She had a flock of sheep dyed the colour blue for a photo shoot. Some people claimed it was just a big publicity stunt. And a Baaaa-d one at that. (Sorry.)
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Britney Pregnant
A Top UK newspaper has exclusively revealed that Britney Spears in expecting her third child. And is completely furious that her secret is out. Exciting!
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Celebrity Lego Sets
Go to the homepage friendsofcelebrities.com to see the latest celebrity lego set. Cool!
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Heather Mills Whinges Again
Sir Paul’s wife was complaining again this week. She was angry because she feels like she has been treated worse than a murderer or a paedophile. Well, at least those two groups of people know when to keep their mouth shut. Why can’t she?
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Winehouse Quits Tour
Some friends of mine went to a Winehouse gig last week and said that it was really a shame to see her drunk, confused and singing badly. They thought it was quite sad
She has pulled out of tour at the cost of half a million pounds. She claims it was because she misses her husband. Ahhh. How romantic. Unlesss your one of the fans who are affected. Although, from the reviews it seems you won’t be missing much.
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Porn and Dope
The DJ know as Grooverider was in trouble this week. He was arrested at Dubai airport after being found with marijuana and hardcore porn. It was hidden in his records. Naughty, naughty.
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Relationships On:
Brian McFadden + Delta Goodrem (getting married)
Naomi Campbell + Lewis Hamilton
Brian Adams + Elle McPherson
Prince Harry + Chelsey Davies (back on already)
Paul McCartney + Rossanna Arquette
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Alicia Keys
4. Paris Hilton
5. Vanessa Hudgens
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Johnny Depp Film Geek
Johnny was kept busy this week shopping for Christmas gifts in London. Where? Well, where else other than a shop specialising in film memorabilia and toys. Maybe he was buying models of himself in Pirates of the Carribean.
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Doherty Bans Booze
The ex-crack head has banned the rest of his group and everyone on the Babyshambles tour bus from drinking alcohol. The star is worried that the temptation to drink will make him turn to heroin. The band say they’ve been forced to hide bottles of beer under their pillow. Don’t tell Doherty that.
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Wacko Jacko Joins Bros
There are rumours that Michael Jackson will be joining his brothers for The Jacksons re-union. I hope that’s true and if it is I’m definitely booking a ticket. We love the Jacksons!
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Britney Driving Troubles
Britney Spears driver has quit after just two days. He claims being the stars driver was a liability, especially avoiding the paparazzi. However, Britney could be in trouble again after being spotted driving whilst writing a text message on her mobile.
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Guitarist Slash admits he finds strip clubs boring as he’s seen it all (and a lot more) before.
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Brosnan Spared Jail
Pierce Brosnan was not given a jail sentence for allegedly punching a photographer who tried to take a picture of him. The pap claimed Brosnan had shouted at him to ‘get a real job!’
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Mel B Comes Second
Despite support coming strong from the other Spice Girls, Mel B came a plucky second. Her pleas to be embraced by the American public on the top show Dancing with the Stars did not come true. She was pipped to the chequered flag by a racing driver.
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Britney in Shoplift Shock
Poor Brits was back in the headlines. In a Californian sex shop she got angry after not being allowed to try on some ‘barely legal’ underwear. Amazingly, she then took off her own knickers in the middle of the shop and tried them on. Ordered to pay she did but annoyed as she walked out she took a wig off a mannequin and took it with her – without paying. Witnesses said it was like watching a child. Poor Britney.
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Grandma’s in PVC Watch
The Spice Girls Tour was up in the air after Geri’s baby got chicken pox and the girls worried they might catch it too. Good news though, Posh it to become the face of fashion designer Marc Jacobs and pose nude in order to sell his charity t-shirts. But most importantly, my Spice Girls tickets arrived. Yay!
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Blondie Flops
The recent west end show ‘Desperately Seeking Susan’ closed this week after only one month. The show of the film was reworked with Blondie songs and was panned by fans and critics, closing with losses of £3.5 million. Ooooops.
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