Friends of Celebrities
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Monday 1st September 2008
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The big bad news was of fallen glam-rock superstar Gary Glitter’s release from a Vietnamese jail after serving four years for paedophile offences. Chaos ensued as he was banned from flying on some airlines, whilst others let him fly but refused to sell him first class tickets. A stop-over at Thailand ended in disaster as authorities told him to leave the country or be put in jail. Eventually he got a flight to the UK where he was immediately escorted off the plane by armed police and questioned.
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Baby Boom
There has been a spate of births and conception. Here they are and congratulations to them all:
-Spice Girl Mel C is expecting her first child.
-Singer Ricky Martin has had twins with a surrogate mother.
-Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale gave birth to their second child, a boy they felt the need to name Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Poor kid.
-Matt Damon has had a third child with his wife, a girl called Gia Zavala.
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Happy 50th Birthday Michael Jackson!
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Sienna Millers Home Trashed
Someone has been painting and decorating at Sienna Millers North London home. The word ‘SLUT’ and a symbol of the devil have been graffitied onto a wall of her home.
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Become Paris’s Best Friend
Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend in a new reality TV programme called, ‘Paris Hiltons Best Friend’. Pah! To get a real friend she should just contact the Friends of Celebrities.
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Hilton
3. Brad Pitt
4. Gary Glitter
5. Britney Spears
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BUY YOUR FAVOURITE CELEB AS A GREETINGS CARD NOW!
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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last week’s answer to the quiz? It’s posted now on the blog, so check it out. There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.
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Relationships On:
Peaches Geldof + Max Drummey (married after four weeks)
Relationships Off:
Jennifer Aniston + John Mayer
Michael Bolton + Nicolette Sheridan
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane
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X-files star David Duchovny has admitted himself to rehab for sex addiction. Should that be XXX-files? (ho ho!)
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Anderton Kicked Out of Club
Ex-cocaine addict and high class prostitute Sophie Anderton was up to her old tricks this week after getting booted out of posh Kitts nightclub for throwing drinks at fellow revellers. It’s not the first time. Last time she was kicked out for chucking ice cubes.
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Lily Allen Punches Public
Lily Allen felt the need to punch a woman who was insulting her mother this week. The woman laughed of the punches and walk away. Rhys Ifans also had an embarrassing fight with a photographer. The pap was papped smiling and holding off Rhys with one effortless hand.
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Black-eyed Kelly Osbourne Punches Gossip Columnist
Kelly Osbourne slapped a fellow clubber at a swanky London nightspot this week. It turns out it was a reporter who had written an unfavourable account of the princess of darkness. The artcle claimed Kelly was dim for not knowing what an earthquake was. Fair point, as she grew up in earthquake prone California.
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Reality TV star Jade Goody has been diagnosed with cervical cancer during filming of India’s version of Big Brother.
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Pete Doherty Fought The Law
Mr Doherty has been banned from playing in the English countryside after police warned the Babyshambles gig could be too raucous. However, Doherty who is no stranger to the long arm of the law is determined to play the gig and go to jail, rather than disappoint his fans. Although, once before he missed a gig because his cat was missing. Must be the drugs.
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And finally…
Poor Duffy. The platinum selling artist is so poor that she cannot afford tights. The singer hasn’t been given a penny of her album sales until an annual royality cheque come through. However, when it does I’m sure the hosiery is on her!
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