Batman wanted by police

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Kapow!
This week, Christian Bale, the lead role from the latest Batman films, was in spot of bother in London. Apparently he flew into a rage with his mum and sister over money and the police were called. He does have a bit of a temper say his friends. Moms, hey? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.

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Amy's Husband Sent Down
This week was the sentencing of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder Civil for Grievous Bodily Harm and Perverting the Course of Justice. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 27 months, most of which he has already served. Amy was up to her old tricks smoking a dodgy looking cigarette and hanging out all night in bars. Watch this space…

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Heath Ledger
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jessica Alba

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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Naomi Campbell? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.

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Patrick Swayze looks great after treatment for pancreatic caner. We wish him all the best!

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I Feel The Need…
The need for… a Top Gun sequel. Tom Cruise hasn’t said he’ll do it yet and, the script hasn’t even been written. But I can’t wait.

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Relationships Off:
Jo Wood + Ronnie Wood
Salma Hayek + Francois-Henri Pinault

Relationships On:
Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr
P Diddy + Cassie Ventura (engaged)

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dvb Sales Dive
Stateside her range of clothing has not reached the same heights they have in the UK. Some shops can’t even shift their original stocks.

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Winehouse Suicide Fears
Friends feared for Amy Winehouse’s life after she locked herself in a toilet for hours. She told friends to leave her alone, sparking fears that she may harm herself. She wasn’t in the best state of mind. Oh well, your husband will be by your side soon. (God help you!)

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Highest Paid Actors Announced
1. Will Smith ($80million)
2. Johnny Depp ($72million)
3. Eddie Murphy ($55million)
3= Mike Myers ($55million)
5. Leonardo Di Caprio ($45million)

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Peaches Geldof Drugs Overdose?
Peaches, daughter of do-good rock star Bob Geldof, allegedly stopped breathing after taking drugs. Amazingly, her friends revived her and when the ambulance arrived she shouted at doctors to ‘leave her alone and respect her privacy’.

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Motor Racing Chief Wins Sex Case
Al Mosley, chief of the Formula 1 motor racing sport, was awarded damages after a newspaper said he was involved in a ‘Nazi Orgy’. He openly admitted hardcore S and M sex – but denied it had anything to do with World War Two.

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British political opposition leader David Cameron, had his bike stolen this week.

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Pete Dog-herty In Car Crash
The singer almost went the whole avoiding any of his usual car crash antics but ended up, inevitably in a car crash. No one was hurt though. Phew!

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Ronnie Woods Girlfriend Hits the Town
Poor old Ronnie is wallowing in Rehab thinking about what he has done wrong to ruin his life. Meanwhile, his girlfriend of a few days was hitting the clubs like a celebrity. Posing for photographers and declaring it was love. She already has a throng of hangers on, shielding her from photographers. She also fell down some stars and dropped glasses of champagne on the dance floor.

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Guy Richie and Madonna are to renew their vows.

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And finally…
Ex-wife of Paul McCartney and all-round nightmare Heather Mills has had her publicist walk out on her. The publicist says Heather is impossible to work with. Her walking out follows the recent walking out of her lawyers, her other lawyers and – oh yeah - her husband.

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