Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 5th November 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com
I’ve been on holiday this week. Plus you had a lovely bonus Halloween Special. So, I’m going to keep it brief this week. But still immensely entertaining…
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Deluded Mills
Heather Mills McCartney showed how delusional she was once again this week, with a pathetic attempt to convince the world how poorly she has been treated. She compared herself to Princess Diana and mother of missing 4 year old Madeleine McCann in a sad attempt to gain sympathy. She whinged about her £1.5million legal costs. She begged people to believe she didn’t want any money. And claimed she was thinking of suicide. Just because you say it, doesn’t make it true. No matter how many times you repeat it. It really back-fired and she looked like an idiot. We want her to get in touch so we can help her get back to her roots.
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Take That: One down, Three To Go
Is Robbie Williams picking off Take That members one by one in jealousy? After their huge comeback success Howard Donald missed out on European Dates. He punctured a lung while doing the splits in rehearsals. Ouch!
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Talking of Robbie Williams
The Pop Superstar was conned out of $400,000 by friends. They claimed that they were starting up a fashion label. But just spent it all on themselves. That’s why you should keep business separate. And always use the trusted Friends of Celebrities, for social events.
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Relationships Off:
Pink + Carey Hart
Relationships On:
Lindsay Lohan + Riley Keogh (getting married)
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kate Middleton
5. Angelina Jolie
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Lily Allen was voted as sexier tha Cheyl Cole in a Nuts magazine Poll. And quite right! Lily is my friend on myspace at www.myspace.com/friendsofcelebrities
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Has Simon Cowell had Surgery?
We always thought that stupid grin was because he’s made millions from his show X-factor. But fellow judge on the UK show, Louis Walsh claims that the music mogal has splashed his cash having a bit of work done.
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J-Lo is Pregnant
Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has confirmed the rumours. Phew! Although, J-Lo herself and hubby have still refused to confirm the rumours, preferring people thought she was just plain fat.
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Paris Shocker
Halloween came early for Paris Hilton. She stepped up to a Playboy Mansion party dressed as a ‘sexy’ Alice in Wonderland. But she looked more like the Ugly Duckling.
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Daniel Craig has signed up for a fourth Bond movie. Apparently the girls will be very happy about that!
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Osbournes Selling Their Stuff
It’s a car boot sale like never before. Surely not for the cash, the Osbourne are selling loads of their furniture and stuff, including Kelly’s pink bed. Hmmmm.
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Britney Update
I didn’t quite understand it and it seems to be the same every week – but Britney lost another custody battle for her kids this week. However, on a positive note, people are saying her new album is great, receiving rave reviews and a few five stars. This could be a turning point for the troubled starlet. Go Britney!
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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities
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