Good buy: The Osbournes stuff

The Osbournes are having a garage sale! Check out their stuff at the their auction and you can buy and own a piece of rock history. Click here to see it.

NEW! - Celebrity Lego Sets - NEW!

I am pleased to announce this new feature of Celebrity Lego Sets. I've already made four and here is the first one. Keep checking the website to see the latest adds. This is the simplest and they're gonna get a whole lot better than this. And don't forget to pass them on to your friends! Enjoy!!!

(If you would like to purchase this one off original set, email me at john@friendsofcelebrities.com)

Winehouse in Court

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 26th November 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

It’s been a difficult week for Amy Winehouse. So we’ve got FOUR separate stories on her alone. Plus a whole lot more great stories from the week’s celebrity news.

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Kanye West Breaks Down
During a gig in Paris, Mr West dedicated his song, ‘Hey Momma’ to his recently deceased mother Dr Donda West. However, halfway through, he broke down and stopped singing. The band continued as the crowd shouted words of support. However after her funeral he gave one of the best concerts of his life. Go Kanye!

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Nicole Kidman Scared
Tom Cruise’s ex was in court to tell how she was ‘really scared’ after being chased by a paparazzi. A newspaper claimed that the pap was reckless and so the photographer sued the paper. However, Kidman is testifying against the photographer’s story.

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Winehouse: Story One
She told fans at a gig in Glasgow that she was going to send her hubby a bouquet of flowers. He won’t be able to buy anyone off with those. And it will attract the wrong kind of attention from fellow inmates. Surely some snout or porn would help him out more.

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British X-Factor winner Leona Lewis is breaking every kind of record possibly with her latest album and single offering.

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Relationships On:
Jamie Bourke + Agness Deyn
Ryan Gosling + Michelle Williams
Preston + Camille Aznar
James Blunt + Lady Emily Compton
Kylie + James Gooding
Jamie Winstone + Alfie Allen

Relationships Off:
Geri Halliwell + Evgeny Lebedev

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kate Middleton
5. Beyonce Knowles

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Be my friend at www.myspace.com/friendsofcelebrities

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Anderton Dropped by Fake Bake
You can’t expect them to do anything else after the model was found out to be a $20,000 a night hooker, junkie and drug fixer. But, please, can Fake Bake change their name?

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Hollywood Hunk Arrested on Plane
Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested boarding a plane while steaming drunk. Later he blamed it on the sudden death of his mother. Maybe he should hook up with Kanye to see how to cope with loss in a positive way. Jonathan was admitted to rehab with alcohol addiction earlier in the year.

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Winehouse Story Two
Mrs Winehouse, Amy’s mum told reporters that she is happy that her daughter’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil is behind bars. She believes he has been a bad influence on Amy and hopes that while he is away she can get better. So, she won’t be happy to hear that Amy is hanging out with Pete Doherty.

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Red Hot Under the Collar Chilli Peppers
The band are suing TV programme ‘Californication’ after they claim they made the word their own. Although the word was first used in the 70’s, the band who had an album, song and tour of the same name at the peak of their career, say the programme is trading off their image.

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Lily Allen was caught being carried out of a taxi this week after a night out.

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Britney’s Driving Blind
Britney was driving with her head covered up by a blanket. Despite many recent driving convictions. However, she didn’t hit any photographers or other vehicles or endanger her kids lifes, so it seems to be an improvement. But what was she hiding?

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Pete Doherty is expected to check himself into rehab after many relapses.

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Winehouse Story Three
The troubled starlet was caught with a big clump of white powder up her right nostril. The papers were full of stories claiming it was cocaine. Oh Dear. Amy, you’ve lots of friends right here at The Friends Of Celebrities. We’ll take you out bowling, like regular folk.

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Mike Tyson spent a day in prison this week for drug possession.

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Posh Sex Star
The Spice Girl is set to have a walk-in role on the Sex And The City Movie. After a terrible performance in Ugly Betty - as herself – we dread to see the latest cameo. The best acting I’ve seen Posh do was during her so called ‘reality’ documentary. Although, we still love her.

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Kelly’s Boyfriend Familiar
The Youngest Osbourne turned up at a bash with her new fella. Scarily (and scarily is the right word) he looked a lot like Kelly’s Dad, and Price of Darkness, Ozzy.

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Grandma’s in PVC
That’s what the Spice Girls were called by Reverend and the Maker front man John McClure. I must admit their first show on UK’s Children in Need charity show was a bit weak. It looked fab, but the girls mimed. I’m still looking forward to seeing them in January though. Go Spice Girls!

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Winehouse Story Four
Our final story based on Winehouse’s Weekus Horribilis. She turned up to support her husband as he had his day in court. They exchanged air kisses and whispered messages. But she cried when her husband was sent back to jail for conspiracy to pervert the court of justice meaning he’ll probably spend their first Christmas married in the slammer.

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Celebrity is Now a Job
In England an insurance company now allows you to state ‘celebrity’ as an official job title. However, if you do your premiums go up by 40%. Well, it’s a dangerous job. All that cocaine and car chases.

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Please email your stories and tips for the website at john@friendsofcelebrities.com and keep helping the celebs, they need you.

Tell your friends about us, and thanks again for being one of the Friends of Celebrities. You rock!

John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Last weeks answer was of course Christina Aguilera. Can you get it this week? Answer next Friday. Don't forget to sign up for the nesletter. You'll get a reminder of all the weeks top stories every Monday and be in with the chance of being chosen to meet one of our celebrity clients. Do it now!

Prostitute Model Drug Loss

British Model Sophie Anderton lost a modelling contract with 'Fake Bake' after she was caught offering her services as a £10,000 a night prostitute while slightly toasted on cocaine.

The contract was worth £100,000 a year. Pah! She can make that back in just ten nights as a hooker! Or less, if you can persuade someone else to join her as she confessed to the undercover reporter that threesomes were £15,000 a night. And who wants to model for a cookie company anyway?

In other news, when I googled 'cocaine' to find the picture above loads of celebrities pics came up, especially Linsday Lohan. Celebraties, staff of the white powder (and I'm not talking about Fake Bake) or you''l lose your jobs! Just look at Kate Moss. Errr, that's a bad example. Just trust the Friends of Celebrities and say 'no' to drugs.

Jail, Jail, Jail

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 19th November 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

No fewer than three celebrities could be facing a long stretch this week. OJ Simpson, Blake Fielder-Civil and Boy George. None of them are strangers to the long arm of the law, but this time it could be serious. Read on…

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OJ Simpson Back in the Dock
I suppose it’s not as serious as his last stint in the courtroom. The Naked Gun star got in trouble with the law charged with murdering his ex-wife and her lover. He was found not guilty, but was later found guilty in a civil court. He got a hefty fine, but kept his liberty. He should be hoping for the same this time as he faces trial for armed robbery. He claims he was only joking. Hilarious!

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Boy Oh Boy
Boy George served his community service sweeping the New York sidewalks. But this time he could spend life in jail in the UK for imprisoning a ‘model’ in his London home.

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Britney Looks a Million Dollars
And that’s exactly what she has spent on a recent plastic surgery shopping spree. Lips, stomach, thighs and boobs have all been touched up. However, it still doesn’t show too much when you look like a train wreck crying in your car as your world fall apart.

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Also, Britney Fails Drugs Test
Poor Britney, she should be showing off her new fantastic look, but she’s got other things on her mind as she fails a random drugs test for Amphetamines. Although some reports are that she did pass, but it was a false reading.

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Relationships On:
Heath Ledger + Kate Hudson
Josh Hartnett + Rihanna

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Gemma Atkinson
3. Paris Hilton
4. Britney Spears
5. Kate Middleton

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Winehouse Comeback Falls Flat
With her husband behind bars, it was back to business for Amy with a gig in Birmingham. With mixed reviews of genius and porr, she did manage to offend almost all her fans by calling the crowd rude words. She then sang Valerie, which she dedicated to her jail-bird hubby. However, half way through the The Zutons song that includes the line ‘did you have to go jail’ she dropped the microphone and walked off stage. Nice!

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Coldest Celebrities according to a recent poll:

1. George Bush
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Jim Carey
4. Comedies not associated with Judd Apalow.
5. Own Wilson

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Meanwhile…
Paul has been enjoying the company of someone who knows how to conduct herself during a separation, millionaire Nancy Shevell. He even popped into a lingerie shop to buy her a little surprise. Heather is apparently ‘livid’.

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Ambulance for Winehouse!
This week an ambulance was called to Amy Winehouse’s house. She was treated in the house but it is not known what for.

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Kanye West Tragedy
Kanye West’s mum tragically died while having cosmetic surgery this week. Our thoughts go out o him and his family. However, since then there have been reports that the Dr who carried out the procedure was less than legit.

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Was another woman involved in Prince Harry’s split with Chelsy Davies. He’s just like his dad!

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Beyonce Causes a Scene
A billboard advert for a radio station is driving Las Vegas resident wild – with rage. The huge image shows a sexy Beyonce in a flesh coloured, tiny bikini. I think it looks great, but I suppose it distract them from their gambling.

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Christina Aguilera has had a boy! Hooray!

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Huge Grant makes a fortune from Liz
Lucky English Fopp, Hugh Grant sold an Andy Warhol painting he bought for £2million this week for a whopping £11million. He only got it five years ago and has made a HUGE profit.

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Jessica Simpson, Dog Smuggler
She isn’t the brightest lamp in the ceiling, but we didn’t think she was this dim. She kept her dog in her handbag at the airport and was stopped at customs.

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Pete at it Again
Pete shows he had a bit of a Jessica Simpson moment, but at least he has got the excuse that he is high on hardcore drugs. He was filmed shooting up again this week. He should always remember to not let people film him. How hard can it be?

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Jolie to lose kids?
Brangelina could have reason to very concerned this week. The parents of Zahara, one of the children they have adopted want their child back. Of course they can’t do that, but it will ask a lot of awkward moral questions for Brangelina to face.

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Typical In-laws
If that wasn’t bad enough, just when Brangelina should be united, Brad parents stuff it up at Thanksgiving. They have invited Brad’s ex Jennifer Aniston over to dinner. Angelina walked out on Bradley screaming that his parents prefer Jen to her. Which, from the evidence, seems to be the case. Nice one Mr and Mrs Pit Senior.

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And finally…
Paris Hilton took time off from her extensive charity work (that we never hear anything about) in order to take time out to seriously PAR-TAY! She treated onlookers to a sexy and lengthy pole dance in a nightclub. There must have been a mirror close by for her to watch herself.

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Please email your stories and tips for the website at john@friendsofcelebrities.com and keep helping the celebs, they need you.

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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

It's now on Fridays! Yes, to save me time, to keep you in suspense and to give you an extra wekend to think about it - the Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz will now be posted on a Friday, with the answer next Friday. And because you've got a bit of extra time, I think this week's quiz is a little harder than the average. But she is mega-famous. Good luck!

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Mr Bradley Pitt. Congratulations for those of you who got it right. More quizzes are waiting for you right here.

Celebrity Warning Signs - Jail

Oh dear. It seems like another British celebrity could be joining Winhouse's hubby in the clink. Boy George had a guy he met over the internet round to his house to take a few photos and then didn't let him go. According to the man who was held against his will the ex-culture club singer produced whips and sex toys. He only escaped after pulling a clamp off the wall.

Mr George, has been in trouble with the law before. Once for serious heroin addiction. And, more recently, wasting police time when he reported a fake robbery and the cops found some nose candy on the counter of his kitchen. He serves community service, sweeping the New York streets, but this new crime has a maximum sentence of life imprisonment.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Can you guess who it is this week? Good luck!!

Play previous quizzes by clicking on QUIZ on the right hand menu or by clicking here.

Winehouse Jail Crisis

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 12th November 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

It’s been a busy week in celebland. Loads of high profile bust-ups and legal wrangling. Here’s a roundup of the weeks news…

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Winehouse Could Be Lonely
For all the hoo-ha surrounding Amy Winehouse and hubby’s alleged heroin use, it turns out that Blake is a bit of a bad egg after all. He was due to go to court after assaulting a chap outside a pub. He had the bright idea of offering the guy £200,000 ($400,000) to drop the charges. However, the cunning guy went straight to the police and newspapers. The sentence for this serious crime is up to life imprisonment. He won’t get that but it could be a long time. Also, there will be claims that Amy knew nothing about it. Hmmmm, do you believe that?

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Good News for Amy
On the positive side for Amy – despite having difficulty getting a US work visa because of her drug trouble in Norway – she has been granted a permit to work in the US. So, at least she can busy herself at work while her husband does porridge.

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Pete Doherty Makes a Fool of his Fans
I feel sorry for the babyshambles followers. When a tape of Dog-herty shooting up was shown in the newspapers and blogs, they all leapt to his defence. ‘Where’s his new tattoo?’ ‘His hair is longer’. ‘Check your sources,’ they said. So the papers did and two days later he issued an apology for his relapse. He said it was stupid. But at least he got off some prison time while he was ‘clean’.

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Prince’s Fans are not so Appreciated
While Dog-herty’s fans rally round to support him, Princes fans are rallying around to attack the half-pint sized star. He is biting the hand that feeds him by suing all the fan sites that breech his copyright - by posting images of him.

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Relationships On:
Ashley Olsen +Lance Armstrong
Owen Wilson + Jessica Simpson
Paul McCartney + Nancy Shevall

Relationships Off:
PRINCE HARRY + CHELSEY

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Nell McAndrew
4. Paris Hilton
5. Kate Middleton

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Boyzone are the latest group to reform. This time it’s for charity. Look forward to a European tour and millions of extra cash for the boy band soon.

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Heather Loses Leg to Stand On.
Heather Mills has been fired by her own lawyers. She apparently kept calling her main guy while he was grieving and ignored everything they told her to do. The madwoman doesn’t care about what’s right, just what she wants. She claims to have been taping conversations with Paul which prove that he called Heather a one legged bitch. (Sounds about right to me.) She also says ‘it's clear from the tape that Paul has apologized for the marriage breakdown and how he treated her.’ Well, that sounds like he is a very nice man.

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Meanwhile…
Paul has been enjoying the company of someone who knows how to conduct herself during a separation, millionaire Nancy Shevell. He even popped into a lingerie shop to buy her a little surprise. Heather is apparently ‘livid’.

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Paparazzi – A Man Down
A Pap has sued Keanu Reeves after the star hit him with his Porsche 911. The Matrix hero’s defence – “He was in the way.” Although Reeves also says that any contact was un-intentional and, if any contact was made it was minimal.

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Michael Jackson Homeless
It makes me laugh when people say Michael Jackson is bankrupt. I’m sure some of his business affairs have gone down the pan, but there’s plenty more where they come from. Now his Neverland range will be repossessed unless he pays a £12 million debt. But as Jacko only has bad memories of child sex claims there, he won’t be sad to see the back of it.

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Britney’s Mum Takes the Blame
Ms Spears senior claims it’s her fault the star is troubled. She should have been with her through the loneliness of Britney’s world tour. Don’t be too hard on yourself, mum. But next time get one of the Friends of Celebrities to go with her. We know the meaning of going to bed early so you don’t get up late for work.

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Mickey Rourke Arrested
Mickey is no stranger to the long arm of the law, having been inside a couple of times before. When he got on his moped after leaving a bar, he was arrested by a traffic cop for drink driving. And taken to the cells for a night. As it turned out, he hadn’t been drinking at all. But before the cop had a chance to check, Rourke had said a rude word to him, and was marched off to the station for that instead. It’s just another day in the crazy life of a Hollywood hell-raiser!

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And finally…
I saw a headline saying ‘Madonna Appeals for Orphan’. I thought she was on the look out for a new child to adopt. But no, she is raising money for her charity work. Keep it up Madge!

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John
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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Did you get it? Jack Nicholson. More next monday. Or, if you can't wait, click here or on quiz for previous Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz.

The worst kept secret in celebville

Good news everyone. We're not all going crazy. And J-Lo isn't just getting fat like us regular people. She has confirmed that she IS PREGNANT. We couldn't believe it when we heard it. We had forgotten because it was sooo long ago when we knew it in the first place. Good luck. I'm sure the child will be a chip off the old Jenny from the block.

Pete Dog-herty: Back in business

You have to feel sorry for Peter. He's a rock star. Shooting up copious amounts of skag is what rock stars do. It's great to see those old rockers like Steve Tyler and David Bowie, in the autumn of their lives having kicked the habit. But they are old. And you know all that great music was produced while on the hard stuff. Whether that hard stuff made those albums better or worse, we'll never know.

But Pete is in his prime. He's too young to say, "I've kicked the habit." Boring! We don't want a fat, middle-aged, past it, sober rock star. Phil Collins fills those shoes. We need a skinny, tortured genius. Otherwise it looks bad in our record collection. Who cares if the music's shit or he falls asleep at the microphone. At least we know that he's high on Horse. You can tell your friends, "It was great. Pete was high as a kite and could hardly talk." Just the way it should be.

If the music is shit now, it's just because it's shit and nothing else. So Pete is probably right to have a relapse. It's better for his brand. He's keeping the customers, who have bought into heroin chic, satisfied. And he's doing what people expect of him. The only people you have to worry about is his mum and Pete, the real person, not the 'rock star' you always see in the media.

Get well soon, Peter.

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz

Answer on Friday. Keep coming back until then.

Heather Mills McCartney Madness

Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 5th November 2007
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

I’ve been on holiday this week. Plus you had a lovely bonus Halloween Special. So, I’m going to keep it brief this week. But still immensely entertaining…

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Deluded Mills
Heather Mills McCartney showed how delusional she was once again this week, with a pathetic attempt to convince the world how poorly she has been treated. She compared herself to Princess Diana and mother of missing 4 year old Madeleine McCann in a sad attempt to gain sympathy. She whinged about her £1.5million legal costs. She begged people to believe she didn’t want any money. And claimed she was thinking of suicide. Just because you say it, doesn’t make it true. No matter how many times you repeat it. It really back-fired and she looked like an idiot. We want her to get in touch so we can help her get back to her roots.

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Take That: One down, Three To Go
Is Robbie Williams picking off Take That members one by one in jealousy? After their huge comeback success Howard Donald missed out on European Dates. He punctured a lung while doing the splits in rehearsals. Ouch!

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Talking of Robbie Williams
The Pop Superstar was conned out of $400,000 by friends. They claimed that they were starting up a fashion label. But just spent it all on themselves. That’s why you should keep business separate. And always use the trusted Friends of Celebrities, for social events.

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Relationships Off:
Pink + Carey Hart

Relationships On:
Lindsay Lohan + Riley Keogh (getting married)

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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches

1. Jessica Alba
2. Cameron Diaz
3. Paris Hilton
4. Kate Middleton
5. Angelina Jolie

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Lily Allen was voted as sexier tha Cheyl Cole in a Nuts magazine Poll. And quite right! Lily is my friend on myspace at www.myspace.com/friendsofcelebrities

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Has Simon Cowell had Surgery?
We always thought that stupid grin was because he’s made millions from his show X-factor. But fellow judge on the UK show, Louis Walsh claims that the music mogal has splashed his cash having a bit of work done.

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J-Lo is Pregnant
Fashion designer Roberto Cavalli has confirmed the rumours. Phew! Although, J-Lo herself and hubby have still refused to confirm the rumours, preferring people thought she was just plain fat.

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Paris Shocker
Halloween came early for Paris Hilton. She stepped up to a Playboy Mansion party dressed as a ‘sexy’ Alice in Wonderland. But she looked more like the Ugly Duckling.

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Daniel Craig has signed up for a fourth Bond movie. Apparently the girls will be very happy about that!

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Osbournes Selling Their Stuff
It’s a car boot sale like never before. Surely not for the cash, the Osbourne are selling loads of their furniture and stuff, including Kelly’s pink bed. Hmmmm.

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Britney Update
I didn’t quite understand it and it seems to be the same every week – but Britney lost another custody battle for her kids this week. However, on a positive note, people are saying her new album is great, receiving rave reviews and a few five stars. This could be a turning point for the troubled starlet. Go Britney!

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Please email your stories and tips for the website at john@friendsofcelebrities.com and keep helping the celebs, they need you.

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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities

Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...

Sharon Osbourne! More next week! Click on 'Quiz' on the right for more Screwed Up Celebs.