Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Arrrrghhhhhh! Halloween Special


Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Halloween Special 2007

http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com

Woooooaaaaaaah! Welcome to the first Friends of Celebrities Halloween Special. You MUST forward this email to 5 people otherwise you will be cursed with all the evils of celebrity, but with none of the money and fame. Pass it on and you will be as successful and happy as Justin Timberlake. (Wow, that guy is positive!) It’s easy. Enjoy…

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Top Earning Dead Celebs
1. Kurt Cobain
2. Elvis Presley
3. Charles Schulz (Snoopy creator)
4. John Lennon
5. Albert Einstein
6. Andy Warhol
7. Dr Seuss
8. Ray Charles
9. Marilyn Monroe
10. Johnny Cash
11. J.R.R. Tolkien
12. George Harrison
13. Bob Marley

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Celebrity Hooooooowlers
“So, Where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera

“I love British food – especially pasta.” – Kate Moss

“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” – Britney Spears

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey

“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” – Al Gore

“Sometimes, to win in football, you have to score goals” – England Soccer Coach Sven Goran Erikson.

“Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken of the Sea” – Jessica Simpson

“I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.” - Alicia Silverstone

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Visit my MySpace page at www.myspace.com/friendsofcelebrities and don’t be such a stranger.

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Ghostly Story
This Halloween evening, if you dare, go to the mirror at two o’clock in the morning. Close your eyes and concentrate on the fact that you believe in ghosts. According to legend, if you think hard enough you can summon the faces of the dead. But be careful, do not step into the mirror if offered by a spirit, as the ghastly ghoul is tricking you into swapping their damned life of eternity in limbo for yours.

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Celebrity Haunts: London
If you go out tonight, go to these places for your best chance of seeing a celebrity stumbling around like a zombie looking for the Cristal:
The Burlington Club
Boujis
Mahiki
The Dorchester Hotel
Chinawhite
The Groucho Club
The Ivy
The Wolseley
Le Caprice
Hawley Arms
Mo*vida
Amika
Bungalow8
Kingley Club
Nobu

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What Will Happen if You Don’t Pass this Email On
Harry Houdini (Erich Weiss) - magician 1926 --- ruptured appendix. He died on Halloween.

Brian Jones - musician, one-time Rolling Stone 1969 --- drowned in his swimming pool while drunk and on drugs.

Florence Griffith Joyner - US Olympic sprinter 1998 --- an epileptic seizure triggered by a brain abnormality. She died in her sleep at the age of 38.

Bruce Lee - actor 1973 --- died suddenly from a swollen brain.

John Lennon1980 --- shot to death by a mentally ill fan.

Tupac Shakur - musician 1996 --- murdered in drive-by shooting.

Diana Spencer - Princess of Wales 1997 --- car crash while eluding paparazzi.

Salvatore "Sonny" Bono 1998 --- crashed into a tree while skiing.

Jeff Buckley - musician 1997 --- drowned in the Mississippi River, near Mud Island Harbor, on May 29. His body wasn't found until June 4.

James Dean (James Byron) 1955 --- car crash.

Marc Bolan – musician T-Rex – overdose of a tree while driving.

So, pass this on to 5 people or else. Mwaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa.

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For those of you who have received this email from a friends. Pass it on and be showered with the Joys of Justin Trousersnake. Ignore it at your peril, and be visited by the spirit of Anna Nicole Smith.

Seriously, if you don’t know, the Friends of Celebrities is the first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities who need to keep it real, once in a while. Sign up at friendsofcelebries.com now. Simply give us your email and you could be meeting up with a celebrity for a beer in your local pub. Plus you’ll be kept up to date with all the latest showbiz gossip. Sign up now!!!

Please email your stories and tips for the website at john@friendsofcelebrities.com and keep helping the celebs, they need you.

Thanks for signing up and please tell your friends about us.

John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities

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