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Saturday, July 26, 2008
Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Who's this then? Don't forget all the old Screwed Up Celebrities and answers are on the 'quiz' page, just click on the button on the right hand side. Enjoy!
Batman wanted by police
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Kapow!
This week, Christian Bale, the lead role from the latest Batman films, was in spot of bother in London. Apparently he flew into a rage with his mum and sister over money and the police were called. He does have a bit of a temper say his friends. Moms, hey? Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without them.
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Amy's Husband Sent Down
This week was the sentencing of Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder Civil for Grievous Bodily Harm and Perverting the Course of Justice. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 27 months, most of which he has already served. Amy was up to her old tricks smoking a dodgy looking cigarette and hanging out all night in bars. Watch this space…
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Heath Ledger
2. Christian Bale
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Mariah Carey
5. Jessica Alba
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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Naomi Campbell? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.
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Patrick Swayze looks great after treatment for pancreatic caner. We wish him all the best!
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I Feel The Need…
The need for… a Top Gun sequel. Tom Cruise hasn’t said he’ll do it yet and, the script hasn’t even been written. But I can’t wait.
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Relationships Off:
Jo Wood + Ronnie Wood
Salma Hayek + Francois-Henri Pinault
Relationships On:
Agyness Deyn + Albert Hammond Jr
P Diddy + Cassie Ventura (engaged)
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dvb Sales Dive
Stateside her range of clothing has not reached the same heights they have in the UK. Some shops can’t even shift their original stocks.
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Winehouse Suicide Fears
Friends feared for Amy Winehouse’s life after she locked herself in a toilet for hours. She told friends to leave her alone, sparking fears that she may harm herself. She wasn’t in the best state of mind. Oh well, your husband will be by your side soon. (God help you!)
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Highest Paid Actors Announced
1. Will Smith ($80million)
2. Johnny Depp ($72million)
3. Eddie Murphy ($55million)
3= Mike Myers ($55million)
5. Leonardo Di Caprio ($45million)
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Peaches Geldof Drugs Overdose?
Peaches, daughter of do-good rock star Bob Geldof, allegedly stopped breathing after taking drugs. Amazingly, her friends revived her and when the ambulance arrived she shouted at doctors to ‘leave her alone and respect her privacy’.
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Motor Racing Chief Wins Sex Case
Al Mosley, chief of the Formula 1 motor racing sport, was awarded damages after a newspaper said he was involved in a ‘Nazi Orgy’. He openly admitted hardcore S and M sex – but denied it had anything to do with World War Two.
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British political opposition leader David Cameron, had his bike stolen this week.
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Pete Dog-herty In Car Crash
The singer almost went the whole avoiding any of his usual car crash antics but ended up, inevitably in a car crash. No one was hurt though. Phew!
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Ronnie Woods Girlfriend Hits the Town
Poor old Ronnie is wallowing in Rehab thinking about what he has done wrong to ruin his life. Meanwhile, his girlfriend of a few days was hitting the clubs like a celebrity. Posing for photographers and declaring it was love. She already has a throng of hangers on, shielding her from photographers. She also fell down some stars and dropped glasses of champagne on the dance floor.
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Guy Richie and Madonna are to renew their vows.
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And finally…
Ex-wife of Paul McCartney and all-round nightmare Heather Mills has had her publicist walk out on her. The publicist says Heather is impossible to work with. Her walking out follows the recent walking out of her lawyers, her other lawyers and – oh yeah - her husband.
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That’s it for this week. Your celebrities need you! Let your friends know they can sign up too. And together we can offer great advice to the celebrities of the world.
John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Celebrity Lego Sets
Let your children re-enact those wonderful days when Boy George was sweeping the streets of New York after getting community service for possession of cocaine and wasting police time. Classic!
(PS Click on the picture for a larger image)
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
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Two new celebs are born!
Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 21st July 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com
No need to buy all the weekly glossies. Here’s the weeks best news in one handy email.
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It’s twins!!!
The big news this week was that Brangelina the co-joined celebrity couple made up of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have had twins. The boy and girl twins are to be named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. The first pictures of the tots are to be auctioned off for charity and could fetch $10 million.
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Brad Pit
3. Madonna
4. Britney Spears
5. Jessica Alba
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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Dita von Teese? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.
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Heath Ledger has been tipped for a posthumous Oscar for his Batman performance of The Joker by fellow thespian Michael Caine.
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A Rolling Stone Gathers A Lot of Trouble
Turns out that Ronnie Wood has been a very naughty boy after disappearing with an 18 year old cocktail waitress. His wife of 32 years has left him. His two kids are not talking to him after the way he treated their mum. He failed to turn up for rehab. The mother of the girl he ran away with says he exploited her.
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What did flamboyant comedian Russell Brand say to that traffic warden to prevent him getting a ticket? Nice to get away with parking illegally. Lucky. If anything.
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Relationships Off:
Kate Moss + Jamie Hince (still not talking)
Orlando Bloom + Miranda Kerr
Relationships On:
Miranda Kerr + Brandon Davis
Billy Zane + Kelly Brook (engagement ring firmly back on)
Mena Suvari + Simone Sestito (engaged)
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Coco-go-go
Sting’s daughter Coco showed that her guitar lessons with famous junkie Pete Doherty weren’t just a faze. They were put to good use as she played a charity gig in London, which went down very well.
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Talking of Going Down
There is a warrant out for Pete Doherty’s arrest after he failed to show up in court. The trial was about an incident in which Dog-herty allegedly chased a paparazzi, causing a few hundred quid damage to his camera.
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Britney Spears Gives Up Kids
Britney has given sole custody of her two kids to her ex-husband and their father K-Fed. This is in line with a previous court case – during which she was admitted to a mental institution.
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Sibling Rivalry
Madonna is said to be furious after her brother was publishing his new book about her and bad mouthing her and hubby Guy Richie. Christopher Ciccone, who has no contact with his superstar sister, blames Guy for their breakdown and said the director of Lock Stock had a problem with him being gay.
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Lily Allen Does Her Bit
Despite coming from a privileged, privately educated background, Lily Allen is helping the Mayor of London tackle knife crime. Although I don’t think her faux-urban music really talks to the people who are doing the stabbing, at least she is doing something to help.
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Congratulations to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner who are expecting their second child together.
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Pete Dog-herty, Cat Breeder
The hard-up Singer wants to make extra cash by breeding his posh cats. However, two weeks ago the damned animals lost Pete a $120,000 fee when he had cancel a show to look after one of them when it got sick.
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Lindsay Lohan Drops a Lawsuit
The actress thwarted an attempt by a guy disguised as a photographer from serving her with legal papers – by just letting them falls on the floor. The man who was apparently serving the papers for a case involving Lindsay’s close friends was ushered away by her bodyguards as she told him “It’s not my case.”
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And finally…
No update is complete without a bit on Amy Winehouse. However, the most exciting thing she did this week was travel in the boot of a car from a music festival. Makes a change from her filling her boots with booze and drugs. Well done Amy!!!
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John
Founder, The Friends of Celebrities
Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...
Dita Von Teese! Did you get it? There are loads of other Screwed Up Celebrities for you to guess. Just click here or on the 'quiz' button.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Madonna's Got a Message for You!
Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 14th July 2008
www.friendsofcelebrities.com
This week has been a good one for celeb gossip. So make sure you are up to date…
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A message from Madonna
Madonna has been mentioned in the divorce proceedings of baseball star Alex Rodriguez. His soon-to-be-ex-wife claimed that he and Madonna had an emotional (but not physical or sexual) relationship. She has dismissed the whole story as nonsense as she is too busy. She also reminds us all that she is not getting a divorce either. Even making a little video message on her latest video shoot.
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Bon Jovi
2. Maggie Smith
3. Paris Hilton
4. Jessica Alba
5. Britney Spears
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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz
Did you get that last weeks answer was Eminem? There’s a new quiz posted here plus a whole lot of other stuff too.
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Your driving is the weakest Link – Goodbye!
Gameshow host and complete winker Anne Robinson has been banned from driving after getting her FOURTH speeding ticket. However, I’m sure she’ll be able to afford a taxi or two to get around inbetween botox parties.
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Ricky Gervais £1000 Cat
The Office comedian is helping out a neighbour by stumping up a grand in reward cash after the moggy was STOLEN. It’s probably his way of keeping everyone happy as the locals were angry at his long and expensive building work turning the mansion into, well, an even BIGGER mansion.
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Paint The Town Red
Ronnie Wood’s wife Jo denies her Rolling Stones’ husband is OFF THE WAGON and off with a teen girl. She claims the teen and Ronnie are just good mates and on an ‘art holiday’ in Ireland. Insisting that the rumours of a relationship have been made up by the girl and sold to a newspaper. Or could it all be true?
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Relationships On:
Britney Spears + Kevin Federline
Relationships Off:
Drew Barryomre + Justin Long
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Amy Winehouse – Going for a Song
Amy Winehouse did a spot of Djing in her local pub. Despite the fact she did an ill-timed Nazi gag – complete with Hitlers moustache, goose-stepping and Nazi salute. She also seemed to have a load of white powder stuffed up her nose. However, she did the gig for just £500 compared to her usual £100,000’s for millionaires parties. Bargain! Earlier in the week she also punched her own security guard in the face. Kapow!!
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Britney Spears Goes Straight
With her new hair-do that is. She was also spotted with a cameraman in her car. Perhaps she wants a cut of the paparazzi cash, if she goes CRAZY again. There were also rumours that she is getting back with KEVIN FEDERLINE and looking for a home in Las Vegas.
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Reese Witherspoon Checks In
In her rented London home Reese Witherspoon was feeling the pressure. So she has CHECKED HERSELF IN to a local hotel down the road. I bet there’s loads of mums wish they could just do that.
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Mel B is a Liar
Yes. She admits it herself. Telling reporters that she made up stories that she was working on music projects with Janet Jackson and Missy Elliot. She also told a UK magazine that the Spice Girls will never get back together for another concert. Which probably means they will. Yay!
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Rumourmill
Why did police receive a 999 call to go to Lily Allens home last Monday?
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I’ll Be Watching You
Apparently Sting is not too happy that his 17 year old daughter Coco is hanging around with famous junkie Pete Doherty. The couple shared a tent together at the Glastonbury music festival and spending a lot of time together, learning to play the guitar. Well, Pete could do with a few lessons.
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Congratulations to Nicole Kidman on the birth of her first baby – Sunday. (That’s not when it was born, that’s her name).
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Moody Michael Caine
The actor, famed for only blowing the bloody doors off was letting off steam at photographers this week. Off to promote the new Batman film he told Paps to F-off and get a real job. What, like acting?
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Moody Michael Caine
The actor, famed for only blowing the bloody doors off was letting off steam at photographers this week. Off to promote the new Batman film he told Paps to F-off and get a real job. What, like acting?
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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities
Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...
The answer was, of course, Detroit's own Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem. Play more Screwed Up Celebrities by clicking here or on the 'QUIZ' button on the right hand menu. Enjoy!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Winehouse: Back in Bars
Friends of Celebrities
The first agency supplying grounded friends to celebrities
Monday 7th July 2008
http://www.friendsofcelebrities.com
We’re back! And better than ever. Take a look at the new website for all the usual fun and more. But most importantly here’s what happened this week…
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Amy On Her Best Beehive-iour
It’s been a while, but things don’t change. Despite praise for getting her act together Amy has been up to her old tricks again.
First of all she had tremendous trouble getting her beehive into a helicopter. Her only good news was that police say she won’t be charged for PUNCHING A FAN IN THE FACE at a music festival. Or for crimes of extremely bad, SLURRED SINGING.
While on day release from Rehab she also was snapped having a party at her house, going to a nightclub at 1am in the morning. Before tucking into a kebab, giving her chips to a homeless person and then drinking in an all night pub till 4.30am.
The next dad, efforts by her dad to keep her in the house came to nothing when she begged for a spot of fresh air, only to run away into a passing car and off to the pub all afternoon.
Let’s hope her waxwork will be better behaved. It’s coming to Madame Tussauds London next month.
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Prince William Busted
The future King of England has had a rough time recently. Getting in trouble for using his Navy helicopter to visit his friends and girlfriend. However he hit back at critics by finding a £40million drugs haul off the Caribbean. Presumably he was looking for a place to holiday.
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Happy 50th Prince
Before we ran a story that Prince was suing his own fans (not William but the artist formally know as). Well now a tribute album for the superstars 50th birthday celebrations has also come under the spell of his lawyers. For using his music without his permission. Well, it’s the thought that counts.
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Relationships On:
Ashley Cole + his wife Cherly Cole (her 6 month sex ban after he cheated on her has been lifted)
Madonna + Guy Richie (were they ever off in the first place?)
Uma Thurman + Arpad Busson
Relationships Off:
Kelly Brook + Billy Zane
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This Weeks Top Celebrity Searches
1. Kylie Minogue
2. Jessica Alba
3. Paris Hilton
4. Dannii Minogue
5. Cameron Diaz
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Kanye West is heard to be getting all creative and designing a Louis Vuitton handbag. Could his design be harder, better, fastened, stronger?
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More Beckham Theatricals
Good news! The life of Posh and Becks has been turned into a comedy musical, based on Shakespeare and called – MacBecks. To see or not see? That is the question.
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Jay-Z Plays away
Jay-Z was partying at a plush Mayfair venue without his beautiful wife Beyonce who had to fly back to the States. However, the rumour is that he was asking his minders to get phone numbers of pretty girls. Has he been naughty or have his minders been abusing their employers superstardom. (I know I would.)
He also treated fellow clubbers to a bottle of Cristal champagne for every table. Total cost - $120,000.
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Baby You Can Fly My Car
Paul McCarnety is furious after his eco-friendly Lexus was flown to the UK rather than shipped. This meant that it caused loads of unnecessary damage to the environment.
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Rumourmill
Will there be a Friends movie. Following on from the huge success of Sex and the City some of the stars are keen to cash in. Others however, have a career in their own right.
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Please email your stories and tips for the website at john@friendsofcelebrities.com and keep helping the celebs, they need you.
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John
Founder of Friends of Celebrities
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Screwed Up Celebrity Quiz Answer was...
Janet Jackson!
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